Your dash needs him.
No really. You can have the gun. I’ll just take you out with a bag of flour.
Thought I’d put this out there for people who are interested.
An urgent briefing. I have at my disposal 2,000 (that’s two thousand) bumper stickers espousing the truth about the status of Agent Phil Coulson. The actor Clark Gregg — whatever his connection to the cause — has spoken of them as of early this morning. Below you will find a mock-up of the graphic. The red text appears in order to thwart defacement by enemy agents and is not present in the final product.
The stickers have been loaned to me by an entity who wishes to remain anonymous, and begs of their release at the price of $1 USD per sticker (minus obligatory shipping and handling costs, for which he apologizes). For practicality purposes, they can only be dispensed in multiples of 10. They will ship to any country anywhere in the world — the truth must be revealed, wherever there are agents present to disseminate it.
For further information, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org.
Indicate the number of stickers you wish to be trusted with and we will be in contact with more pertinent details.
With hope, there will soon be official acknowledgement of Agent Coulson’s current whereabouts. Thank you for your time, agents, and thank you for your good work.
So those caps of Clark’s appearance on Sex and the City are going around again.
We can do a little better than caps, folks.
It’s the episode where Charlotte gets married for the first time. There are three scenes with Clark in them, and it’s a cute little story- Miranda goes to a speed dating event and keeps getting shot down when she tells dudes she’s a lawyer, so when she meets Harris (Clark), she tells him she’s a stewardess.
But you don’t care about the story; you care about the NSFW part, which is the second half of this clip.
If anybody’s interested, I can put up the other two. But this is the key part.
Oh gosh I love forehead kisses and these two are all kinds of dopey adorable.